Hey, impressionable teen! You look like you could use a nice hot cup of peppermint tea and a snuggie on a cold autumn evening like this. Drink up and get comfy! Or else!
In this Thanksgiving special, we reunite in person to dig down into the deep, dark meat of the holidays. Like, you ever notice how there are no Thanksgiving carols? Crazy, right? We’ve got an alternative holiday mythology, a not-at-all-cult-related tradition for your after-dinner tryptophan trip, and the perfect new instrument to usher in the Christmas season. Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream. It is Thanksgiving…It is Thanksgiving