How can we describe our emotions at this catastrophe, or how delineate the wretch whom with such infinite pains and care we had endeavored to form? Her limbs were just out of proportion, and we had selected her bit rot as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God!

In this episode of Build-a-Band, we dive headfirst into the uncanny valley to develop the newest vocaloid sensation, an intangible abomination who’s distressing fans the world over! Plus, a band of performative environmental activists with plenty of guilt-tripping merch, and a delightfully dysfunctional and un-photogenic family band. The hiatus is over, but the secondhand embarrassment rolls on!

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