Imagine you woke up one day to find your life completely changed. You might feel like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon, or a person living their first day in witness protection. You might feel like an unbroken bar of staples at an office supply store liquidation sale. You might feel like God’s perfect drumsticks had been hissing at you all along. You might feel like the FDA would feel if budget cuts forced them to cede responsibility to an animatronic band based on the dangers of foodborne illness. Now stop imagining; this week’s episode of Build-a-Band is about to change your life completely.